I was engaged to Local before Mike. We were young and innocent back then. The world was ours for the taking. Eventually, I grew weary of her passive aggressive behavior, constant whining, pathetic neediness and inability to commit so I called it off. Now we’re just friends. Occasionally we see each other at parties, get in a fight in public and have hot make-up sex, which later I always regret. Sorry Mike. It won’t happen again. Promise.